anfonymackie:

do vampires just use their teeth to make a puncture wound and then suck, or are their fangs like a straw

i havent slept in three days

sosa-parks:

As a college student you’re either struggling academically, financially, or emotionally. Or all three.

fstw:

nut on me = I like you
nut in me = I love you

lollipvps:

But you have to understand that when both my cousin and I came out as bisexual to our great-aunt, she told us we were too young to label ourselves.

You have to understand that both of my brothers are gay and came out to her before the ages of 15. She had absolutely no problem.

My great-aunt is a 69 year old lesbian.

You have to understand that not every aspect of biphobia has to do with homophobia.

P***y put his ass to sleep, now he callin’ me NyQuil

William Shakespeare (via whitegirlgrant)